Mother: How was your first day at high school dear.
Son: Aw well, we got some real lame homework, like this question here: "What is the difference between Jesus Christ and Donald Trump?"
Mother: That's easy. One is a charismatic, egotistical, lying con-man and the other is the president of the U.S.A.
Son: What about this question here though: "What is the difference between God and Hitler?"
Mother: That's an easy one too. Hitler actually existed and he wasn't THAT bad.
Are you having religious lessons?
Son: Sort of. We are learning about religion as part of Mythology. Also, during English when we learn about using satire.
Mother: How about science.
Son: Are you joking?
Mother: Are there any interesting new students in your class?
Son: Well yeah, there is this new Muslim kid who just Emmy Grated here.
Mother: Immigrated dear.
Son: Yeah well, some Christian kids reckoned that he had a bomb in his backpack so after school, they grabbed it off him and threw it in the river.
Mother: What? They threw his new backpack with his laptop and school books in the river?
Son: No, just the bomb.