Husband: Hey, I've booked the whole family into the most expensive restaurant in town tonight and got tickets to the most exclusive show.
Wife: What, Are you crazy? We can barely make ends meet and you're lashing out like that?
Husband: Don't worry, I've got it covered. And while I was at it, I put our house on the market, put a deposit on a $5 million estate, plus ordered a new Bentley. Oh, And I quit my job.
Wife: Quit your job!? Holy heck, and just how do you think we are going to afford such extravagances?
Husband: Well, I bought a ticket in the national lotteries and we are going to win $100 million first prize.
Wife: You are really off your rocker; our chances of winning that are almost zilch.
Husband: Ah, But you can't say that it is impossible for us to win, can you? You have to believe and have faith that we will win.
Wife: Well, I believe that you are a completely deluded twit and have faith that you will never walk back through the door that you are just about to leave through.