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Going To Hell

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Mother: Where are you going, Dear?

Son: I'm going to Hell.

Mother: I beg your pardon!

Son: Well, a stone accidentally came flying out of my slingshot and hit this Christian kid in the leg. He started bawling his eyes out then said that I am going to Hell for doing that.

Mother: You have to realize that those people are conditioned to laying such morbid and cruel guilt trips on others. It's ironic that, since there are about 10,000 Gods being worshipped, each claimed by their followers to be the only God, a Christian will have one chance in 10,000 of going to Heaven and will most likely end up in Hell.

Son: Mum, how many people go to the Church across the road from us?

Mother: Well, it's a very big Church so let's Google it and find out. After all, it's important to be accurate and make claims based on facts, isn't it?

Son: Sure is.

Mother: Let's see now....St. Delusion Church, Darwin...yes here we are..... "Sponsor a Nail Program"...no....Ah yes, here it is.... "Congregation, 9,999". Why do you ask?

Son: Well, on Sunday when I fire a few stingies with my slingshot over the Church wall I can tell them that all their singing and carrying on ain't going to do diddly squat for them and let them know where they are all going to.

Mother: Returning the favour eh?



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