What Are The Qualities Of A Christian?

We all have qualities that make us what we are. Who is to say one quality is good and another is bad? We all have our strengths and weaknesses and who is to judge what makes one person better than another?

I for one would never place myself above, nor below another. However, let's take look at the traits, the uniquities, the qualities that set Christians apart from normal society.

Let's hunker down for a minute and explore these fascinating idiosyncrasies that define a "real Christian". As we all know, most people who call themselves Christians couldn't give a continental toss as to whether or not an invisible, mean-intentioned taskmaster exists.

So, Shall we unpack these essential qualities that set Christians apart from the rest of the common society?

Ignorance:
Sure, In this day and age of information overload we need to apply the brakes and filter out what is not necessary in order to move forward in this exciting journey we call life. However, what we see with the average die-hard Christians is that they must surely be on first-name terms with their local brake specialists. We all know that they are instructed by their superiors not to read any scientific journals, nor watch episodes of Family Guy. This sort of conditioning has the effect of actually lowering the IQs of ye chosen ones.

Arrogance:
After years of being lost in the wilderness of self-doubt, guilt and pity, it is so refreshing for a newly indoctrinated Christian to be told that his invisible master has a blueprint for his albeit short residency here on planet Earth. You are so unique and special and, even though you make Mark Zuckerberg look like Hrithik Roshan you know that solar radiation emanates from where it doesn't normally shine.

Stupidity: Do you really want me to bring this up again?
Oh, okay then.
We know the definition of : "having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense". and of course we covered the fact that Christians have a lower IQ than normal folk in the first trait, "ignorance" above. And we also know that common sense tells us that there is no such thing as God, nor any other invisible spiritual "thing" for that matter.

So, There we have it. The qualities that maketh a Christian.
Certainly not endearing by any means but at least our spiritually endowed friends have a sense of belonging instead of being labelled as being "weird" or "bigoted". They are proud to be called Christians.
Just like Hitler was proud to be called a Nazi.