Teacher: Now, This morning boys and girls, Horace is going to give us a talk about what he did during the school holidays.
Horace: Aw yeah, right. well ah, during the school holidays I went over the hill and saw this great big monster, and it was pink and had yellow wings and it was breathing fire and then it........
Teacher: ......Ah well, I think we have heard enough of your very colourful, If not, fanciful story, Horace.
Horace: You don't believe me, do you Miss? I mean, you don't know what it's like to experience that monster do you? And you don't have faith that there are pink monsters with yellow wings. Waaaah, Waaah, Waaaah!
Teacher: All I'm saying Horace, is that you have a very vivid imagination (in other words, You're bleeding deluded) and don't have any solid proof of what you er, "experienced".
Horace: Waaaah, Waaah, Waaaah! You think I'm like one of them religious nuts who believes in God, don't you? Waaaah, Waaah, Waaaah!
Teacher: Of course not Horace, you're nowhere near that deluded.
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