Thinking of religion?
Then, think of All Religions giant new online megastore.
Having more than 10,000 departments, the all-new All Religions online megastore caters for every one of you religious followers.
The Christian Department alone has over 35,0000 items in stock.
*** Check out the life-like Jesus Stuffed Doll. It comes complete with three nails for mounting on your wall.
*** You will love the New Version Bible in comic form. Follow the adventures of everybody's favorite bumbling buffoon, God, as He stumbles between catastrophes and contradictions.
*** We cater especially for Catholics too. How about the Reichskonkordat Pendant in the style of a swastika wrapped around a cross, each one crafted from genuine gold fillings.
Or, how about the Papal Condoms, specially perforated for added ventilation.
You can also relax in virtual comfort in the Transit Lounge. Whilst waiting to find out your next destination you can purchase Indulgences from the Vatican section.
*** In the Muslim Department, we now stock delicious Hallal Roadkill Jerky. Available in four exciting flavors, kangaroo, koala, wombat, and brown snake it is expertly prepared by fully trained Jihadists who drive at speed in a westerly direction in rented trucks shouting Allahu Akbar. . . . Then, Ker Splat! The jerky is then lovingly shredded using the exclusive IED method.
Also, check out the fabulous range of X-Treme backpacks and vests available in adult and children's sizes.
*** You will find the Judaism Department in the middle of the home page, and you will be able to get past the exclusion zone simply by scanning your nose.
*** Of course, most keen religious shoppers will invariably end up on the bottom section where you will find all the latest barbeques, sealed faucets and autographed Ozzy Osbourne posters. All Jehovahs Witnesses items will be found there also.
*** So, for miraculous savings, log onto all-new All Religions online mega-store.
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