The global food supply has dwindled. There's not enough food to feed even a tenth of the global population, and the food supply continues to evaporate. Those who have control of the earths remaining food sources have decided to leave it up to a computer algorithm to decide who among us should continue to survive, and for the sake of convenience, the computer decided to base it's decisions off of our online presence. Our DI personality will be taken into consideration.................whoops, it looks like there will only be room for one of us. Who should it be?
Obviously I nominate myself as the most profound and consummate of all debaters here, and I assume you would all agree. I have an insightful and unique perspective of emotions and our existence. My ethical reasoning is flawless, and my intoxicating charm will bring endless joy to the new world.
But, you may have a slightly different point of view on this matter, and so who do you believe should continue the evolution of humankind, and all of earths glorious creatures?