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We should just nuke all of Europe and Asia
I think it is laughable that a nation with so many nukes thinks they can obliterate the rest of the world when they have very little clue as to where the rest of the world is anyway.
"Hey Charlie, let's bomb Austria next, do you know where the heck it is?
"Yeah like sure Joe, it's right beside Nooo Zealand so I reckon that you should sorta aim over that ways a little, yuk."
"Gee, thanks Charlie, say can you lend me a buck?"
"Aw, I would Joe, but all these notes in my wallet are the same size and color and I can't see which is which...yuk yuk."
"Okay then, I'll just drive my automobile on the wrong side of the road without my seatbelt on and get some cash from the ATM machine".
" Aw well, while you're at it, can you get me a double hamburger with extra bacon and orange cheese with upsized fries and a sugar-infused soda on the side, just to tide me over until I can get to the diner now ya hear, yuk yuk."