Kid: Hey Dad, it's only twenty-three sleeps till Xmas, I just can't wait.
Father: I hope you understand the true meaning of Xmas. It's all about Santa Claus and giving gifts.
Kid: I know that I'm getting a genuine Richard Dawkins Biology kit but I don't like the deal that I have to be real good otherwise I might not get any gifts.
Father: That's no big deal; there are some unfortunate kids who are far worse off than you. They're called Christians and apart from having lower IQs than normal kids they are made to believe a gruesome story about an invisible master who sexually assaults a virgin woman and gets her pregnant. And if they are not good and especially if they don't admit to believing such revolting codswallop, they are told that they will suffer agonizing torture by being constantly burned for eternity.
Kid: Gee ziz, thank God I'm not one of them and bring on Santa, yaaaaayyyyy.
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