The Church of FSM’s position is that life starts before
conception (somewhere around the point of seeing the boobs), and that sperms – as potential humans if allowed to develop – deserve the same protections as fetuses and fully grown people. Anyone who harms sperms is guilty of murder
, including pushers of hot water Jacuzzis and tight-fitting underwear. We are all equal in the eyes of the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster.
So what is your view?