Kid: Hey Dad, I can't wait for Xmas day and open all my gifts, I put in for a genuine replica toy AK-47 from Santa. And it'll be neat this year because you will be home. Not like last year when you were away because, you know what? I saw Santa last year in our house. Aw well, I didn't actually see him but I heard him tip toe down the stairs real early in the morning and then he drove away.
Father: What do you mean, "drove away"? I thought Santa rides on a sleigh being pulled by reindeer.
Kid: Aw na, Dad. I just looked out the window in time to see him and he drove off in a car that was exactly the same model and colour as Mum's boss's car. What are the chances of that then?
Father: !!!!???? (that 2*&%### *&^%$#$%ch)
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