Did you know that garlic has amazing medicinal properties?
Apparently a preeminent Swedish researcher, Professor Laar Dass has discovered that garlic is capable of completely guarding against COVD and, if everybody eats say, a bulb of garlic every day, not only will they never catch COVID but it will very quickly eradicate the virus.
Through exhaustive testing in the field, Dass found that after eating his daily allowance of garlic, people would not go near him. In fact, he went on to claim that he managed to increase the usual social distancing of 1.5 meters to 5 meters ensuring that he would never catch airborne droplets. Furthermore, at the end of the extensive testing he discovered that the Allicin
(the active pungent unstable ingredient of garlic) would easily break down into toxic sulphides in the gut and forced him into lockdown for several weeks, further decreasing his chances of catching COVID.
It turned out that the gastric ulcers, pancreatic cancer and liver failure were only minor side effects and proclaimed that he was about to embark on a new scientific project....testing the medicinal benefits of honey, stating that he could get over chronic diabetes any day.
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