Caring Homeschool Father Who Just Happens To Be A Pastor: Okay children, Here is your textbook, In fact, it is the only book you will ever need to read. It is called the Bible.
Child 1: What about when it says And there came two angels.....in Genesis 19?
Child 2: Yeah, and what about this story too in Genesis 38:2?
Child 3: And why are all these men eating poo and drinking p in Isiah 36:12?
Child 4: Look at this verse here....Deuteronomy 23:2
Child 5: Yikes, and Deuteronomy 25:11-12 also.
Child 6: My ankles hurt.
Children 1-5: Yeah, mine too.
Caring Homeschool Father Who Just Happens To Be A Pastor: Now, If we have all been good and done our textbook reading we will all sit around the fireplace with a cup of warm milk singing Kumbayah.
Caring Mother: (shouting from the kitchen where she has been slaving away feverishly all day) Supper is ready!
Caring Homeschool Father Who Just Happens To Be A Pastor: Okay, I'll just unchain the children.
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