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Warning: This post depicts events that some readers may find disturbing and reader discretion is advised. Use of the parental lock is recommended. Normal Kid: Gidday Mate. JW Kid: I'm a JW. Normal Kid: Ooooo K. I'm here at the mall waiting for my parents. They've gone to vote and there's a great long queue coz everyone has to vote in this country. JW Kid: We don't vote. Normal Kid: Hey, Do you like my T-shirt? It's got our national flag on it. JW Kid: We don't believe in flags. Normal Kid: Well, I bet you can't wait for Christmas. I'm gonna get an animal dissecting science kit and a toy AK-47. JW Kid: We don't have Christmas. Normal Kid: Oh, what a shame. Perhaps you could come to my birthday party then. JW Kid: Nope we don't do birthday parties either. Normal Kid: Ooooo K. Hey, maybe we can go see a movie while we're waiting. Let's see. . There's "Saving Private Ryan" JW Kid: We don't watch war movies. Normal Kid: How about "Bambi" then? JW Kid: Uh Uh, Gratuitous violence and killing when the forest catches fire. Normal Kid: What about "Armageddon 20", although there doesn't seem to be any starting time. JW Kid: Oh, yeah, let's see that. Don't worry because it is going to start real soon. Normal Kid: Right on. Let's just wait in the queue here. Hey, wanna see my Swiss army knife? JW Kid: We don't believe in armies. Normal Kid: That's cool, but here, hold it and open it. . . . . . . But not like thataaaaaaat! (Ssssssssssdt! ). . . . . . . . Crikey mate, you cut yourself and Gee-ziz, you're bleeding all over the place! Doctor: Excuse me. Let me through, I'm a doctor. Bystander: Oh yeah, Sure. . . . Queue jumper! Doctor: Wow kid, You are gushing blood, you must be a haemophiliac. JW Kid: (blank look) Doctor: We need to get you to a hospital right away and give you a blood transfusion. JW Kid: We don't do those. . . . . . . . . . . . . To be continued. |
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