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Does God Care?

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God: Geeziz Kerrist! What're you doing?

Jesus: Oh Father. I'm creating this new website called "Religious Pranks".

God: Talking of religious pranks.....how about thou extracting thy finger and order some more pianos for me to drop on people.

Jesus: OK, sure, Father. I'll get some Steinways. The Yamahas are great but they don't have quite the same timbre when they land on someone.

God: Well, as it happened, I dropped the last piano yesterday down a mineshaft and do you know what happened?

Jesus: Pray tell, Father. What happened?

God: I got "a flat minor".

Jesus: (slow handclap).



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