God: Geeziz Kerrist! What're you doing?
Jesus: Oh Father. I'm creating this new website called "Religious Pranks".
God: Talking of religious pranks.....how about thou extracting thy finger and order some more pianos for me to drop on people.
Jesus: OK, sure, Father. I'll get some Steinways. The Yamahas are great but they don't have quite the same timbre when they land on someone.
God: Well, as it happened, I dropped the last piano yesterday down a mineshaft and do you know what happened?
Jesus: Pray tell, Father. What happened?
God: I got "a flat minor".
Jesus: (slow handclap).
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