What is Your Favourite Reality Show?

I do not see much problem with rodeos, honestly: not everyone's cup of tea, but the animals involved in those typically are treated very well and live far more exciting lives than their farm counterparts.

Well, we will put your observations to the test, shall we? We could make it into a TV reality show, something like "Survivor".

In the first test, you will be required to spend some time on a ranch, enjoying the open air, having a nap under a shady tree, have succulent, nutritious food brought to you and when so inclined, you could take advantage of any female who cares to pass your way.

In the second test, you will be locked in a dark pen with nothing but your own excrement for a mattress. Your food and water will be rationed, every so often someone will suddenly bang on your door, you will be prodded and whipped until you are foaming at the mouth. Only then will you be let go in the form of someone jumping on your back (with a clump of thorns under the saddle) and releasing you into the glaring sunlight whilst being ridiculed and jeered at by beer swilling, hotdog munching spectators. Oh, and if you happen to injure yourself while being mishandled in those steel bar lined pens, they will put a bullet through your head.

Provided you survived the second test, you will be then be interviewed and you can relate to everyone what an exciting time you had.