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Do We Really Know How Jesus Came to Earth?

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Kid: Hey Dad.....At school today these Christian kids were saying that Jesus Christ's mother was a vegan and I thought, well so what anyhow.

Father: (laughs) Well son, I think what they were saying is that Jesus was born to a virgin and.........

Kid: ......Oh yeah right, I get you there Dad.......we learnt all about that at school behind the tractor shed.

Father: Ohhhh Kaaaaay then. Anyway, seriously, according to the Bible, Mary was propositioned by two angels on behalf of God to give up her body and submit to being impregnated by said Omnipotent Master. After she refused twice she was read the riot act and told that she must er..."spread her legs" otherwise there would be dire consequences. Some Bible Scholars (bit of an oxymoron there I reckon, ha, ha) have chosen to gild the lily and interpret the Bible passage to infer that God did not actually do the deed but somehow, through some form of telekinesis made her pregnant, yet still keeping her hymen intact.

Kid: Oh yeah sure, as if.

Father: The point I'm making son is that, whichever way you look at it, any fair judicial system nowadays would find God guilty of rape.

Kid: Yeah Dad, I know what that is. We learnt that at school behind the tractor shed.

Father: (????!!!!)



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