I believe John_C_87 is a self-aware machine sent back from the year 3192 to save humanity from an impending war with fish which will devastate the planet and reduce the population to only 4 percent of what it is today. Unfortunately, the night before his scheduled visit back to the past, he was hacked by Chinese trolls who reprogrammed his prime directives using several packets of fortune cookies and a backdated issue of Fun With Numbers.
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Wuxing, I Ching, and a green eyed Spanish woman change my life as I knew it to be... Not in that order
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You're a great guy John. Glad to see you have a good sense of humour and don't enter into rage mode over a bit of gentle ribbing. All power to you my friend.
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